| Place | Player | Time | Time after First | Time after Previous |
| 1 | ganglyChris | 01:18:49.661091 | | |
| 2 | Cirnotheicefairy | 01:20:56.258753 | 00:02:06.597662 | 00:02:06.597662 |
| 3 | dk9146 | 01:21:34.984667 | 00:02:45.323576 | 00:00:38.725914 |
| 4 | HoodyTwoShoes | 01:22:11.395270 | 00:03:21.734179 | 00:00:36.410603 |
| 5 | NESCardinality | 01:26:23.258021 | 00:07:33.596930 | 00:04:11.862751 |
| 6 | Zatrex17 | 01:32:08.853092 | 00:13:19.192001 | 00:05:45.595071 |
| 7 | emp_anyamountofmoney | 01:32:41.047017 | 00:13:51.385926 | 00:00:32.193925 |
| - | Minnesota Wild Apes | dnf | dnf | dnf |
| - | theamericandweem | dnf | dnf | dnf |